I analyze and I verify and I quantify enough 100 percentile no errors no miss I synchronize and I specialize and I classify so much Don't worry 'bout dreaming because I don't sleep -- I wish I could at least 30 percent Maybe 50 for pleasure then skip all the rest If I only was more human I would count every single second the rest of my life If I just could be more human I'd have so many little babies and maybe a wife I'd roll around in mud and have lots of fun then when I was done Build bubblebath towers and swim in the tub Sand Castles on the beach, frolick in the sea, get a broken knee Be scared of the dark and I'd sing out of key Curse when I lost a fight, kiss and reunite, scratch a spider bite Be happy with wrinkles I got when I smile Pet kittens 'till they purred, maybe keep a bird, always keep my word I'd cry at sad movies and laugh 'till it hurt I'd buy a big bike, I'd ride by the lake And I'd have lots of friends and I'd stay out too late If I could just be more human I would see every little thing with a gleam in my eye If only I was more human I'd embrace every single feeling that came in my life Would I care and be forgiving? Would I be sentimental and would I feel loneliness? Would I doubt and have misgivings? Would I cause someone sorrow too? Would I know what to do?