I see you dancing, damn you look good! 
I wish I could dance like you but I ain't got no legs. 

I see you having sex, damn you look good! 
I wish I could have sex too, but I ain't got no sexual organs. 

I see you defficating, damn you look good! 
I wish I could take a shit too, but I ain't got no anus. 

I rode the bicycle of the devil 
Driving straight to hell 
The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell. 

I see you talking, damn you look good! 
I wish I could speak to you but I ain't got your love. 

I see you flying, damn you look good! 
I wish I could fly like you but I ain't got the drugs. 

I see you riding on a bicycle straight to hell 
I wish I could ride with you because you and me and the devil make two. 

I rode the bicycle of the devil 
Driving straight to hell 
The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell. 

I see you dancing, damn you look good. 
I wish I could dance like that, but I can't.. cos I have no legs. 

I see you fucking, damn you look good. 
I wish I could fuck like that, but I can't.. cos I have no penis.