I wrote this silly song for you so its no lie I wrote this silly song because I never said A lie to you I said I'd come back here to write a song You probably think I'll be crying all night long Or masturbating to myself Or snorting away all my health At least what's that they claim, But its no lie And the things I found out here would drive you mad But to find out that I lied would be twice as bad I searched the cupboards Searched the shelves Its something I have to do for myself But before I go It was not a lie