Please Mr. Brown Take it easy, you're tearing my gown Oh I know music brings out that yearning But right now we're learning to tango Please Mr. Jones Not so tight, you are crushing my bones I'll just bet you're an expert at wooing But right now we're doing the tango You boys in spite of all the dancing lessons, you bought Out on the dance floor have but one school of thought And that is anything but what Arthur Murray taught Please Mr. Smith It's a lady that you're dancing with There's a time and a place for romancing But not while we're dancing the tango You guys are just a bunch of wolves in Ivy League clothes You think as long as music's playing anything goes No one who wants a fellow wants a slow one But I'm a gal who wants to know one Who knows what every lady knows Please Mr. Smith It's a lady that you're dancing with There's a time and a place for romancing But not while we're dancing The tango