Please Mr. Brown
Take it easy, you're tearing my gown
Oh I know music brings out that yearning
But right now we're learning to tango

Please Mr. Jones
Not so tight, you are crushing my bones
I'll just bet you're an expert at wooing
But right now we're doing the tango

You boys in spite of all the dancing lessons, you bought
Out on the dance floor have but one school of thought
And that is anything but what Arthur Murray taught

Please Mr. Smith
It's a lady that you're dancing with
There's a time and a place for romancing
But not while we're dancing the tango

You guys are just a bunch of wolves in Ivy League clothes
You think as long as music's playing anything goes
No one who wants a fellow wants a slow one
But I'm a gal who wants to know one
Who knows what every lady knows

Please Mr. Smith
It's a lady that you're dancing with
There's a time and a place for romancing
But not while we're dancing
The tango