When I cry at a movie I'm really crying by myself Only sad that lady's dying Cause I'm thinking about myself When a friend tells me their cousin Got a bad disease My first question is "What were the symptoms?" 'Cause now I'm worried about me Then I spend the next two weeks Convinced I have that exact thing 'Cause my leg feels oddly heavy Pretty sure that's how it begins Bawling on a plane watching a sports biopic I'm thinking about myself Staring in the eyes of a zoo tiger I'm thinking about myself Crying harder than anyone At a funeral for a great uncle I barely knew It's because I'm thinking about me Will I die on a toilet too? See I got a lot of feelings But the access point is me I'm probably sad for you 'Cause I'm mostly thinking about me, me Ooh, me, me Yeah The song is dedicated to you By way of me