I can't wait to wait Don't make me wait any longer To wait makes us stronger Your parts are little sneaks who don't want you to wait Because they know in heaven They get checked at the gate Saint Peter don't let no sleaze get by That's how angels are light enough to fly Now doin' it may seem natural and legit But there's a reason Stephen King named his killer clown "It" It steals your youth and drags you into the sewer But waiting guarantees you the perfect future I can't wait to wait Don't make me wait any longer To wait makes us stronger Premarital urges aren't itches to be scratched So look up medical oddities 'til those feelings pass Jesus waited Santa waited George Washington waited Kermit waited Snoopy waited Dingus Duck didn't wait Which is why you've never heard of him He died of STDs from doing sex on a whim I can't wait to wait Don't make me wait any longer To wait makes us stronger You don't have to carry shrimp to be a super cool waiter So let's make a date To Wait