Well, we got winners
We got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got high-techs
We got bikers
And plenty of thirsty hitchhikers

And the girls next door dress up like movie stars
Hmm, hmm, hmm
I love this bar

We got divorcees
And a big ol' bouncer man
We got dancing girls
We got a damn good band
We got waitresses
Yeah, we got bar flies
We got a dumb ass
We got a wise guy

And if we get too drunk you can sleep out in your car
Uh huh, huh
I sure love this bar

I love my bar
My kind of place
Where just walking through that front door
It puts a big smile on my face

No cover charge
Come as you are
Uh huh, huh
Whoo, I love this bar

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my old lady (I like your girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
Take in a movie now and then

But I love my bar
It's my kind of place
We just strolling around the dance floor
Keeps a big smile on my face

It ain't too far
So come as you are
Uh huh, huh
I sure love this bar

'Cause we got [Sammy Hagar "Red"] heads
We got [Grateful Dead "Dead"] heads
We got a bunch of juicers and potheads
And we got [Van Halen "Cabo Wabo"]
Now we got Tahoe
Come on baby, the whole world's gonna [Van Halen "Cabo Wabo"]

And we all know just exactly who we are, don't we now
Uh huh, huh
I love this bar, well
Uh huh, huh
I love this bar, whoo yes I do
Yeah man, uh