Once I laughed when I heard you saying That I'd be playing solitaire Uneasy in my easy chair It never entered my mind Once you told me I was mistaken That I'd awaken with the sun And order orange juice for one It never entered my mind You had what I lack myself And now I even have to scratch my back myself Once you warned me that if you scorned me I'd sing a lonely prayer again And wish that you were there again To get into my hair again It never entered my mind Now there is no one to phone The man who came to dinner has to dine alone And once you warned me that if you scorned me I'd sing the lonely prayer again And wish that you were there again To get into my hair again It never entered my mind