Ain't shady baby I'm hot like the prodigal son Pick a petal, eeny meeny miny mo And, flower, you're the chosen one I tackle, we tussle And oh, my days we're rolling His right hand's gripped on his Colt single-action army Well, your left hand's free And your right's in grip With another left hand Watch his right hand slip Towards his gun N-E-O OMG Gee whiz, girl, you're the one for me Though your man is bigger than I am All my days he disagrees Well, your left hand's free And your right's in grip With another left hand Watch his right hand slip Towards his gun Ain't shady baby I'm hot like the prodigal son Pick a petal, eeny meeny miny mo And, flower, you're the chosen one Well, your left hand's free Well, your left hand's free Well, your left hand's free