Walk the dog, do the dishes Your lips are brown from kissing ass Sorry guys I can't make it Maybe next time, think I'll pass Don't make her mad, don't make her sad A fate for you that's worse than death you're a slave and you don't know it It always happens to the best Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped Don't you know you're pussywhipped Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped Don't you know you're pussywhipped She wants to be involved with you In every little thing you do Always has to add her two cents It's obvious who wears the pants Your friends all hate you, you don't care Cause you've been trapped in her lair And hopefully on day you'll see That pussy can be caught for free