Telephone's next to the wine
Miracles happen all the time
Question marks are all aligned
This chapstick tastes like cinnamon, oblivion, and lies

And if I had a wish it would be Saturday night forever
Saturday night forever in my mind
If I had a wish it would be Saturday night forever
Saturday night forever in my mind
And you would wear the bluest dress, Valentine

The telephone's next to the bed
Can't call out and can't call in
Everything has all been said
I was never good enough
I wasn't even trying to be anything but bad

But if I had a wish it would be Saturday night forever
Saturday night forever in my mind
If I had a wish it would be Saturday night forever
Saturday night forever
Saturday night forever
And you would wear the bluest dress, Valentine