Her name is Noelle I have a dream about her She rings my bell Got gym class in half an hour Oh, how she rocks In Keds and tube socks She doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block And he drives an IROC But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me Oh, yeah Dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missin' I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely Lo and behold She's walkin' over to me This must be fake My dick starts to shake How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about me? 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby Come listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me Oh, yeah Dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missin' Oh, yeah Dirtbag No No, she doesn't know what she's missin'