OK, y'all, here's the story of the legendary queens...
Miss Dasher, Dancer, Prancy, Vixen, Lady Comet, Cupid, Donna, and Blitzenia...
But child, do you recall the fiercest drag queen of them all?
RuPaul the red-nosed drag queen
Drag queen
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
Saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other drag queens
Drag queen
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor RuPaul
RuPaul
Join in any drag queen games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"RuPaul with your nose so bright
So bright
Won't you star in my show tonight?"
Show tonight
Then how the drag queens loved her
Loved her
And they shouted out with glee
"RuPaul you big foot, red-nosed drag queen
You'll go down in history
You'll go down in history!"
Shiny nose
RuPaul
Go down in history
RuPaul the red-nosed drag queen
Drag queen
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
Saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other drag queens
Drag queen
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor RuPaul
RuPaul
Join in any drag queen games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"RuPaul with your nose so bright
So bright
Won't you star in my show tonight?"
Show tonight
Then how the drag queens loved her
Loved her
And they shouted out with glee
"RuPaul you big foot, red-nosed drag queen
You'll go down in history
You'll go down in history!"
Shiny nose
RuPaul
Go down in history
RuPaul
So bright
Red-nosed drag queen
Go down in history
RuPaul
So bright
Red-nosed drag queen
Go down in history
RuPaul
So bright
Red-nosed drag queen
Go down in history
RuPaul
So bright
Red-nosed drag queen
Go down in history
