Oh no, she better don't! I've been watching you and I like the way you werk Why thank you, Diesel You know my name! 'Course I know your name! All goes up in here talkin' about how important and influential you are! Baby! You have the power to transform me into a- Into a classy piece of ass That's right, and I got a little something for you I got a gift certificate from the Menourism's International House of Pancake Makeup Bring it! Okay Bring it! Okay Bring it! I'm a drag queen, honey! Okay Bring it! Ow! Bam! I'm a drag queen, honey! Okay! Yas! Now, this is how you do drag Gentlemen Start your engines And may the best woman, win! Bring the Realness! Okay, she arrives I see the paparazzi is going crazy Give it to her! She's got the gift of life! Hide your pocket books from these shady ass queens Because they will steal, they will lie, they will cheat But that's why they are my family I hear an audience on the other side of that curtain Ladies and gentlemen, do not be alarmed Just hide your pocket books I'm not talking to the queens I'm- I'm talking to the audience Nah! Ah! Ah! Ah! She got a MAC lipstick So she ain't poor (she ain't) 'Cause that shit cost money! The tightest tuck in the world Has just entered the building Ladies and gentlemen Hi, honey! How are you? Why you get so scared 'bout the immigration? Oh, yeah Imma have to call immigration in a minute Immigration! Immigration! Bring the Realness! Werk! I'm a drag queen, honey! I'm a drag queen, werk! I'm a drag queen, honey! I'm a drag queen, werk! I'm a drag queen, honey! I'm a drag queen, werk! I'm a drag queen, honey! You better work! Yes gurl, run for your life, honey! Yes honey, cars will be keyed this afternoon She's not the mistake by the lake She only used to live in Cleveland. Oh the fashions for your interactions Honey, it's the queens in this house Okay, when we call your name We want you to stand, right here Okay? Well There you have it, there you have it Now she, now it can be told now it can be told Now- it- so it is written, so it has been said Now-tha-tha- Shedonealreadydonehadit Because that's what they done told her [...] She's the supreme queen She's the supreme queen She's livin' out of a storage facility In Fort Lauderdale, Florida and she's makin' those coins She's makin' those coins, yes! Many stars have lived their lives And fulfilled their dreams Outta a storage facility Now this is how you do Draaaaaag! Bring it! [laughs] Hey Pepper, how's tricks? O- Oh hey Ole Smeller! Who's the new girl witcha? Oh this here's Cupcake! Top o' the mornin' to ya Cupcake It's mid afternoon! You got some money for me?! Bitches and Hoes always after me Lucky Charms! Get in! You know this freak? Yeah! That's just Old Smeller He's perfectly harmless He likes to jack off while smelling girls farts Really?! Yeah! All the girls love him Well alright WEEERK! I'm a drag queen, honey! I'm a drag queen, werk! I'm a drag queen, honey! I'm a drag queen, werk! I'm a drag queen, honey! I'm a drag queen, werk! I'm a drag queen, honey! You better work!