Don't tell me I'm drunk, lost and unstable just call me the equaliser [x4]
Don't tell me I'm...
Equaliser, don't you wanna (don't tell me I'm)
Don't tell me I'm drunk, lost and unstable just call me the equaliser [x2]

Never said that I care what your name is
I don't want any names any feelings
Can't you see that I came here just to listen...
And it's never for a name or a reason

This is what you really need
Could you treat it like a memory
You don't have to play this down

I call it the equaliser
You will never tire
Now I know, this is how every week, every drink, needs to be

Equalizer don't you wanna
(Don't tell me I'm drunk, lost and unstable, just call me the equaliser)

Never said that I care who you came with
Never wanted to pay for a feeling
Something about that I don't need to drink this
You know you end your night in your feelings

This is what you really need
Could you treat it like a memory
You don't have to play this down

I call it the equaliser
You will never tire
Now I know, this is how every week, every drink, needs to be

I ain't listenin' to a goddamn word you say
All you ever do is nag nag nag anyway [x2]

Don't tell me I'm drunk, lost and unstable, just call me the equaliser [x5]
Equaliser, don't you wanna (don't tell me I'm)
Don't tell me I'm drunk, lost and unstable, just call me the equaliser [x2]

I call it the equaliser
You will never tire
Now I know, this is how every week, every drink, needs to be