Oh hello You can call me DJ not nice I have big opportunity to tell you about children in Shanghai You want job that so so fun you will never want to cry 'Cause if you do I remove your tongue I will give you each $1 every week You will make me nice clothes, phones, and nikes It's so fun You'll love it So if you are a young, strong little kid Come work at my sweatshop And you tell all your friends I have also job for them Come work at my sweatshop If you're 4 or 5 year old I put you on my payroll We have good time You no wanna go sleep at night Bed time is boring I let you work around the clock Ay! No yawning You not baby You no need drink or food Don't make me kill you If you ask to make a #2 Don't speak Just stitch So if you want to make someone else rich Come work at my sweatshop And go tell your parents You're moving out of their tent So you could work at my sweatshop If you 8 or 9 year old You might be a bit too old I like me some young guys Made in China On the label It's most likely child labor We pay each kid 10 cents per day And we let them fight over a potato If you work hard nobody dies I like working 9 to 5 year olds You cold? Call the bureau Ring ring Hello Oh no it's me the same guy I look into the issue Ok goodbye Sweatshop And you tell all your friends I have also job for them Come work at my sweatshop If you're 4 or 5 year old I put you on my payroll We'll have a good time Sweatshop And there's only 1 eggroll And it created the whole world More on that next time