Someone black just stole my car
How my kids gonna get to the water park?
If you needed a ride just ask,
Now I'm stuck at home,
Guess I'll beat my wife
Just wait 'til Jesus gets back
He'll be real pissed off,
That you did that
He got some caps with your name on 'em, bitch ass
Keep playin' game
I'll pray for you, asshole
Hey everyone you should read the bible
It says, don't do drugs,
And don't get sexually aroused,
When wiping your ass
And make sure you don't f**k anyone's butthole
And don't give AIDS to your uncle
'Cause I come in the name of Jesus, Mary, and all them Nuckas!
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!
Now don't kill your kid with a fork
And don't f**k your grandma when she's plugged into the wall
And don't give blowjobs for a dollar in a highschool bathroom,
That's not cool
And don't have sex,
And don't get raped,
And don't masturbate in your mama's basement
And don't kill a baby,
With a coat hangar
And keep Kosher just in case
God, is the guy, that you don't wanna f**k with
'Cause He'll pop, all you dumb shits
And He's been around, like a million years!
And He's got a Son,
And His name is Jesus
And He died like a hundred years ago
Who da f**k's Jesus?
That's that one dude who's dead on a cross
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!
Yo,
I'm always praying,
Like everyday in my church to Jesus,
'Cause no one got their salad tossed like He did
I'm saying
God got got
'Cause no one cares about God,
They just wanna roll with His kid,
Jesus
All my niggas are talkin' about...
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!
