When I was a kid,
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just f**k more softly
Now my mom gets,
my clothes for me and Hot Topic,
I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like,
"Discombobulated Melancholy"
I look like a Nazi

*Crying*

I am Emo
I dress in girl's clothes
When I'm dancing at shows,
I lok like a four year old,
throwing a tantrum
Reattach my testicles

Huhuh!

I'm in The Scene
I play bass in my band
I like cutting my wrist
I weigh 91 pounds,
it's OK to cry
Most emos kiss other guys
'cause emo chicks are fat

When I was a kid,
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just f**k more softly
Now my mom gets,
my clothes for me and Hot Topic,
I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like,
"Discombobulated Melancholy"
I look like a Nazi

*Crying*
I farted,
oh no,
I farted,
I farted

I'm so scene
I don't care what you think!
I'm better than you!
You guys are mean!

Craig Owens, don't leave please
Seriously,
I still cry to your first CD
I wish Crai Owens would rape me
But I'm not 13 and a 'lil white girl
No one loves me,
in the whole wide world
I was Emo,
when you were listening to Spice Girls,

And everyone would laugh at me
So I cut myself,
and got HIV
But now it's cool,
to be a Emo faggot
I have an advantage
I speak Spanish

I crashland on your mattress
Do a backflip on a pile of ashes
I knock you out with a trashlid
My fist, yo ass
'Bout to have a blast, kid!

When I was a kid,
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just f**k more softly
Now my mom gets,
my clothes for me and Hot Topic,
I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like,
"Discombobulated Melancholy"
I look like a Nazi

Do you have any idea what it's like, bein' me?
I am just one man...
with two balls...
And a wiener!
You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight?
My grandmother told me one time,
She said,
"Rucka, what's the point of having balls, if nobody sees them?"
I'm da BEST!

When I was a kid,
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just f**k more softly
Now my mom gets,
my clothes for me and Hot Topic,
I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like,
"Discombobulated Melancholy"
I look like a Nazi

*Crying*
I never get any friend requests!
*Crying*
Every time I sneeze,
I poop a little
*Crying*
*Sneeze*
Aawwww!