"Attention, passengers Please listen to an important message by your flight's captain" I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs So while I kill everyone The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down down down down down Not gonna fly home home home home home We're gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down One day, I met my friends in Londonistan Harry Bols, Louis B. Gay, Niall Eleven, Liam Bitchtits We started a group together and called it "Al-Qaedirection" The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down What's up, Chippy Chop? I am Louis, I like caulk I am Zayn from Iraq I run this shit I call the shots You're all my hostages This is a jihad (oh no) If you cooperate I'll show you my nuts (let's go) I just heard X-Factor's tonight (yeah) Winner gets flown to the United States Then we could kill all of the whites (uh huh) Put your pants on, this is our time I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs So while I kill everyone The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down down down down down Not gonna fly home home home home home We're gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down "That was absolutely dreadful" "Just quite possibly the worst thing I ever heard in my entire life" You were saying? "That was fantastic" "Pack your bags, boys, you're going to America" The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down Oh gosh, this is posh Where's the potty? I must wash Are there no crumpets to nosh? This what they call a teethbrush? This shitty country did some terrible stuff (you know) It would be funny if we blow it all up (for show) The award show's starting tonight (yeah) We'll perform and blow ourself up tonight and die I'm not sure that I want to die (uh huh) Russell Brand is the host? Oh, then alright Next up, we've got Al-Qaedirection with their hit single "I'm a Jihadi (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum)" I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs So while I kill everyone The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs So while I kill everyone The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down Well, that is my story, bro (Not gonna fly home) A story of life, friendship and jihad (We're gonna die bro) Now I'm in paradise with Uncle Osama and 72 Directioners The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down