Was there a poverty of care When I cared for you? And when I tumbled down the stairs Was I not there for you? I'm the fly in the ointment Your major disappointment Just because I can Be a wayward man I do all my best thinking Unconscious on the floor And when I kissed you, darling Did I stick in your craw? I'm a fly in the ointment Your constant disappointment Just because I can Be a wayward man Was there a poverty of care When I cared for you? And when I tumbled down the stairs Was I not there for you? I'm the fly in the ointment Your constant disappointment Just because I can Be a wayward man Be a wayward man I'm your wayward man