Well, if beauty and pain are one in the same Then seeing you is like cutting off my arms Yeah, you've got twiggy legs and you smoke cigarettes But one smile sets my heart off like a car alarm One smile sets my heart off like a bomb But you said: "I'm too fucked up for a relationship right now If I loved you, girl, I'd wanna do it right I'll let you know, if I figure it out" You kissed your bottle and you passed out like a light You kissed your bottle and you passed out like a light At that party I Ieft early You got really wasted and told everyone you wanted me the most So my brain went electric with anticipation And the jubilee of you and me being more than close Saying, the jubilee of being more than close I collected my courage like shiny face-up pennies And I held out my confession in my hand You apologized real small, said you'd had one too many I asked you for an ocean and you filled my heart with sand I asked you and you filled my heart with sand You said: "I'm too fucked up for a relationship right now If I loved you, girl, I'd wanna do it right I'll let you know, if I figure it out" You kissed your bottle and you passed out like a light You kissed your bottle and you passed out like a light I guess Valentine's Day didn't mean a thing And you like reading poetry to pals You think fate brought us together And you're so glad that you met me But romantic inclinations are simply not allowed Yeah, wanting you is simply not allowed So I found this nice guy and he's really organized And he smells reals nice when we go out on dates And I like that he's kind and he likes being mine And he's not educated in the way the heart breaks No, he's got no clue how to make a heart break Yeah You're too fucked up for a relationship right now You know I love you, but you're simply not alright I hope you find a girl and figure your shit out I hope she's sweet, I hope she's deep, I hope she's bright I hope you love her for the rest of your long fuckin' life I hope you love her for the rest of your life