I'm not saying that you shouldn't care
But the biggest billboard in Times Square can't
Fix your dad, clear the air
Bring you back to me
And that doesn't mean you shouldn't try
Have a staring contest with the evil eye
I hear the other side has catering
And the metadata proves you're the real thing
I could never figure you out
If it can't be counted, does it count?
When you're up, you're up all night and
When you're down, you're DOWN!
When you're only halfway up
You're no fun to be around
And the biggest fish in this here pond
Gets called a monster for a reason
I mean I won't spill
Yeah I'm no snitch
But I bet the minnows taste delicious
The freaky fishes with no eyes
The bottom feeder succubi
All God's creatives, meant to be
This ain't a scene it's a feeding frenzy
I could never figure you out
If it can't be counted, does it count?
When you're up, you're up all night and
When you're down, you're DOWN!
When you're only halfway up
You're no fun to be around
And the saddest part of all of this
Is you have got the brightest gift
At least that's what you hope is true
When you settle up and leave the venue
