I'm not much to look at, Nothing to see Just glad I'm livin' And lucky to be I've got the man crazy for me He's funny that way I can't save a dollar, Ain't worth a cent He doesn't holler He'd live in a tent I've got the man crazy for me He's funny that way Though he'd love to work And slave for me every single day He'd be so much better off If I went away But why should I leave him Why should I go? He'd be unhappy Without me, I know I've got the man mad about me He's funny that way ~~~~♫♫♫ ~~~~ Never had nothing, No one to care That's why I seem to have More than my share I've got a man crazy for me He's funny that way When I hurt his feelings Once in a while His only answer Is one little smile I've got that man crazy for me He's funny that way I can see no other way And no better plan End it all and I end up with Some other man But I'm only human A coward at best I'm more than certain He'd follow me west I've got the man crazy for me He's funny that way!