A cottage small is all I'm after Not one that's spacious and wide A house that rings with joy and laughter And the ones you love inside I don't believe in fretting and grieving Why mess around with strife? I never was cut out to step and strut out Give me the simple life Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant Those things roll off my knife Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes Give me the simple life Yes a cottage small is all I'm after Not one that's spacious and wide A house that rings with joy and laughter And the ones you love inside Some like the high road, I like the low road Free from the care and strife Sounds corny and seedy, but yes, indeed-y Give me the simple life And living, I find, is best when your mind Is keen as a carving knife I'm crazy about sleep, can't do without sleep Give me the simple life I love to whittle and play a little Tune on a 10-cent pipe Give me the simple life I greet the dawn when I awaken The sky is clear up above I like my scrambled eggs and bacon Served by someone that I love Some like the high road, I like the low road Free from the care and strife Sounds corny and seedy, but yes, indeed-y Give me the simple life