I ain`t no doctor, I ain`t no doctor`s son,
But I`ll fill your prescription,
Till the real doctor comes,
Till the real doctor comes.
I ain`t no sailor, ain`t no sailor`s son,
But I`ll be your navigator,
Till the marines hit town,
Till the marines hit town.
I`m a handyman, an all around man,
I`m a handyman, all around man,
And when your husband comes,
That`s when the handyman`s gonna scram.
I ain`t the DA, ain`t the DA`s son,
But I`ll talk to the jury,
And I`ll see justice done.
Handyman, I`m a handyman,
An all around man, all around man.
I ain`t no astronaut,
From Cape Kennedy I don`t come.
Just step inside my rocket ship,
I`ll take you circling round the sun.
We`ll head off for Pluto, Venus and Mars,
Step inside, baby, I`ll take you very far.
I`m a handyman, an all around man,
An all around man, an all around man,
And when your husband comes,
That`s when the handyman is gonna scram.
