Bar-band drunk Playing loose as the Rolling Stones I'm half lit myself I need a good done wrong Crowd on the dance floor high fivin' and flyin' While we wait on an old school two-four Boys, I'm buying Yeah, we're hittin' them whiskey doubles Buzzin' like neon lights Lonely hearts and one-night lovers Dancin' through the honky tonk nights To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles Cowgirl in the back yellin' somethin' 'bout Jumping Jack Flash Me, I need some good old Hag and a lot more cash Give me some tear in my beer, lonesome, and lonely Sweet music to my ears, lay some of that on me Oh, I'm hittin' them whiskey doubles Buzzin' like a neon light Lonely hearts and one-night lovers Dancin' through the honky tonk nights To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles Yeah, we're hittin' them whiskey doubles Buzzin' like neon lights Lonely hearts and one-night lovers Dancin' through the honky tonk nights To two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles Oh, to two steppers, waltzes, and shuffles