I am just a new boy Stranger in this town Where are all the good times? Who's gonna show this stranger around? Ooh, I need a dirty woman Ooh, I need a dirty girl Will some one in this desert land Make me feel like a real man? Take this rock 'n' roll refugee Ooh babe, set me free Ooh, I need a dirty woman Ooh, I need a dirty girl Ooh, I need a dirty woman Ooh, I need a dirty girl "Hello?" "Yes, a collect call for Mrs.Floyd from Mr.Floyd Will you accept the charges from the United States" "He hung up, is this your residence, sir?" "I wonder why he hung up" "There must be someone else there Besides your wife to answer" "Hello?" "This is the United States calling" "Are we reaching?" "See he keeps hanging up" "But it's a man answering"