Bmi A G Emi Doctor Doctor what is wrong with meBmi A G Emi This supermarket life is getting longBmi A G Emi What is the heart life of a colour TVBmi A G D What is the shelf life of a teenage queenEmi C D D E F# G Ooh western womanD D E F# G Ooh western girlBmi News hound sniffs the airA G Emi When Jessica Hahn goes downBmi A He latches on to that symbolG Emi Of detachmentBmi A G Emi Attracted by the peeling away of feelingBmi A G D The celebrity of the abused shell the belleD D E F# G Ooh western womenD D E F# G Ooh western girlD And the children on Melrose Strut their stuffG Is absolute zero cold enoughD And out in the valley warm and cleanG The little ones sit by their TV screensD No toughts to thinkG No tears to cryA B Bmi All sucked dryBmi A G Down to the very last breathEmi A Bartender what is wrong with meEmi A Why am I so out of breathEmi A The captain said excuse me ma'amEmi A This species has amused itself to deathD G Amused itself to deathD G Amused itself to deathD EmiF# G We watched the tragedy unfold We did as we were told We bought and soldD Emi F# G It was the greatest show on earth But then it was overD We oohed and aahed We drove our racing carsG We ate our last few jars of caviarD And somewhere out there in the starsG A keen-eyed look-out Spied a flickering lightD Our last hurrahG Our last hurrahEmi A And when they found our shadowsEmi A Grouped around the TV setsEmi A They ran down every leadEmi A B Bmi They repeated every testC# D G They checked out all the data on their listsBmi C# D And then the alien anthropologistsG F#mi Emi Admitted they were still perplexedD But on eliminating every other reasonG For our sad demiseD G They logged the only explanation leftBmi This species has amused itself to deathEmi A No tears to cryEmi A No feelings leftEmi A Bmi This species has amused itself to deathA G Amused itself to deathBmi A G Amused itself to deathBmi A G Amused itself to deathBmi A G Amused itself to death