Hey kid where'd you get the lid Where'd you get a lid like that If I told you why would you tell me where I could find a hat like that Hey old chap where'd you get the cap Where'd you get a cap like that If I told you why would you tell me where I could find a hat like that Oh a hat is a hat A topper is a topper and you can't top that So if you got the bread I say Why not spend it on something for your head Hey Herby where'd you get the derby Where'd you get a hat like that If I told you why would you tell me where I could find a hat like that Oh a hat is a hat A topper is a topper and you can't top that So if you got the bread I say Why not spend it on something for your head Hey Miss let me ask you this Where'd you get a hat like that If I told you why would you tell me where I could find a hat like that