Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Song! (He's the man!) (He's the man!) I don't take no crap from anybody I wear the pants around here Cuz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight I'm the man of this house (He's the man!) (He's the man!) What I say goes around here And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining The sooner you learn who's Boss around here Cuz I'm Head-Honcho around here (He's the man!) (He's the man!) And I can have sex anytime Cuz I'm a man who has needs And don't expect any flowers from me I'm the King of my castle (He's the man!) (He's the man!) And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want And I'll come home when I'm good and ready Cuz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do Because I'm Top dog around here (He's the man!) (He's the man!) (You the man!)