I got my hat on my head
And it's a-pourin' with rain
And I'm as drunk as I could be
I'm gonna get you tonight
I'm gonna knock on your door
I'm gonna knock on your window
And if you don't let me in
I'm gonna jump on your roof
And tie you up to a post
With a rope and some chain
And beat you up with a fish 'til
'Til you're screamin' with pain
Then I'd feel sorry for you
Because I'd used you so rough
And I'd be full of compassion
Because I'd hit you enough
Well, sometimes I get so low
Seem like only place I can go is
You're not eating enough
Well, that's what all my friends said
But I'm so lonely without you
I wish my friends were all dead