Go and sit upon the grass And I shall come and sit beside you Go and sit upon the grass And I shall come and sit beside you And we shall talk And while we talk I'll hit your head with a nail to make you understand me While we talk I'll hit your head with a nail to make you understand me Go and sit upon the grass And I shall come and sit beside you Go and sit upon the grass And I shall come and sit beside you And do not mind if I thump you when I'm talking to you Do not mind if I thump you when I'm talking to you I've something important to say Go and sit upon the grass And I shall come and sit beside you Go and sit upon the grass And I shall come and sit beside you And when I'm gone you can feel the lumps upon your head And think about what I said And think about what I said Go and sit upon the grass And feel your lumps