Tell your lawyer he's a whore
Take my money, I'll make more
I can't wait for that day
Sweet divorce, sweet divorce

Tell your friends I hate them, gimme the Corolla, you can keep the Mercedes
You're a clone of your mother, now I see the reason that she left your daddy
Now you're acting petty, wanna be your sister but you're not that pretty
I was drunk when I met you, never felt sober as the day I left you

Heart is empty, balls are blue
Keep the house and I can move
You unfollowed me, fuck it, c'est la vie
Sweet divorce, sweet divorce

Sign the papers for Heaven's sake
Stop delaying, you won't be missed
Here's your ball and chain, give me back my name
Sweet divorce, sweet divorce

Now you're gone
Nothing quite like waking up alone
Now you're gone
No more putting passwords on my phone
(Now you're gone)
Alimony you can take it
Doing fine, I know you hate it
Rest in peace to our relations
(Now you're gone)
Alimony, I can pay it
Jesus Christ, this feels amazing
Throw a party, celebrate it

So tell your lawyer he's a whore
Take my money, I'll make more
Thanks for teaching me what love shouldn't be
Sweet divorce, sweet divorce