I met her in a club down in North Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A, cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance Asked her her name and in a dark brown voice, she said, "Lola" L-O-L-A, Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine You know my Lola, Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand Why she walks like a woman but she talks like a man You know my Lola, Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Well, we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up, sat me on her knee Said to me, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?" I'm not the world's most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes I almost fell for my Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola I pushed her away I ran for the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees I looked at her and she at me That's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Girls will be boys will be boys will be girls It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world Except my Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Well, I left home just a week before I never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled, took me by the hand Said to me, "Boy, I'll make you a man" I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Oh, Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola