And I can do the frug I can do the robocop I can do the freddie I cannot do the smurf And I can hate your girl I can tell ya that she's real pretty I can take my clothes off I cannot fall in love And I can do the frug I can do the robocop I can do the freddie I cannot do the smurf She cannot do the smurf And I can watch tv I can shuffle off to buffalo I can do a back bend I will not call you back And I can start a book I can make some mac 'n cheese I can sleep twelve hours You'll never see my eyes And I can do the frug I can do the robocop I can do the freddie I cannot do the smurf She cannot do the smurf And I can hate your girl I can tell ya that she's real pretty I can take my clothes off I cannot fall in love You'll never see my eyes I will not call you back I cannot do the smurf I cannot fall in love I'll never fall in love I cannot fall in love I cannot fall in love I cannot fall in love I cannot fall in love And I can do the frug I can do the robocop I can do the freddie I cannot do the smurf She cannot do the smurf