Well, I heard they got married and they bought a little place He worked nights, and she worked days And they had two mean kids His old dog and her wandering eyes Well, I heard she's up to her old tricks again And she did what she did to me to him And the whole town knew it Hell, I guess I dodged a bullet So, if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner Of the bar With a scar On his left eye: It's from a mean right hook of mine He got my girl and a few good licks in It broke my heart but that was back then And I figured out later That he might've did me a favor So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer? Well, I can see him there and he's sitting in the same ole stool That I broke in when she broke me in two And looking back now Well, I reckon I owe him a round So, if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner Of the bar With a scar On his left eye: It's from a mean right hook of mine He got my girl and a few good licks in It broke my heart but that was back then And I figured out later He might've did me a favor So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer? If you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner Of the bar With a scar On his left eye: It's from a mean right hook of mine He got my girl and a few good licks in It broke my heart but that was back then And I figured out later He might've did me a favor So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer? Yeah, somebody, get that man a beer