'Round here we don't need no one trying to set us 
straight 
Heck, I got a red neck in plaid suit 
And he's on TV real late balalaikas tolling 
Sheba plays the flute 
There's a communist and capitalists 
They all think I'm cute 

You know, I'm out of rehab 
You know, I'm with the band 
Anyway I think it's time to say 
Exactly what I am 
Cause I tried to be a man 
But that's just not meant to be 
You know I 
Tried to be a man 
That's not what I came to be 

Well, there's seven years of famine 
And seven years of drought 
Seven years of Sam 
And you know what I'm talking about 
And it won't take very long before its hard to tell 
If they're trying to take you back with him 
To heaven or to hell 
They make her so pretty 
She won't be pretty long 
She'll be rising out of the sea of planet Babylon 

Cause she tried to be a man 
That's not what she came to be 
She tried to be a man 
That's not what she came to be 

She's living down on Bronson 
She never blinks her eyes 
The family in Wisconsin 
Look like they're hypnotized 
I get a strange sensation 
When I lay down in my bed 
In fact, if you could drop me on the corner 
Here instead on planet Babylon 
That's where they wrote the book 
Hey there's something here about you 
Come on and take a look 
It says you tried to be a man 
But that's not what you came to be 
It says, it says, it says, it says 
You tried to be a man 
But that's not what you came to be 
Came to be 
What you came to be 
That's not what you came to be