Oh Gillian she's a Doncaster lass 
Trains it down on the quarter past 
Friday night leaves the kids at home 
And struts her stuff on the Euston Road 
Saying "Do you want some company darling? 
Do you want some company now? 
My place, your place or no place 
I could use the extra cash anyhow" 
That's the sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 

Oh Jean-Paul he came over from Toulouse 
They told him that London was the golden goose 
He never got his hands on enough to eat 
He never did get his arse up off the street 
Wanted to be a rap DJ 
They took his pulse then they turned him away 
Under the radar of your fellow man 
With all that charisma it ain't worth a damn 
Saying "Lend me your shoes till Monday 
Oh brother can you lend me a comb 
I can wash dishes all night long 
I just need my fare back home" 
That's the sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 

Well Jackie she tried just about everything 
She tried to dance, she tried to sing 
Too many doors slammed in your face 
It leaves a nasty aftertaste 
You scramble around for a little bit of cash 
Ease the pain with Mister Flash 
Saint Annes Court is the rendezvous 
For those who share your point of view 
Saying "This is the last time you will see me 
Never again no way 
One more time I'll never ask you again 
I've just got to get through today" 
That's the sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 

Oh Mickey he sleeps every two or three days 
Runs through Soho like a rat through a maze 
A little blackmail here a sting on the side 
Enough to get started on the next enterprise 
Dresses expensive but that's just a crutch 
Like his word or his handshake it doesn't mean much 
Depends on his kickback from the middle man 
And whatever he can beat out of Sally Ann 
Saying "Lucky I'm the one you ran into 
Oh lucky I've taken a shine 
Lucky I'm needing a partner 
50/50 right down the line" 
Oh that's the sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 
The sight and sounds of London Town
  Oh Gillian she's a Doncaster lass 
Trains it down on the quarter past 
Friday night leaves the kids at home 
And struts her stuff on the Euston Road 
Saying "Do you want some company darling? 
Do you want some company now? 
My place, your place or no place 
I could use the extra cash anyhow" 
That's the sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 

Oh Jean-Paul he came over from Toulouse 
They told him that London was the golden goose 
He never got his hands on enough to eat 
He never did get his arse up off the street 
Wanted to be a rap DJ 
They took his pulse then they turned him away 
Under the radar of your fellow man 
With all that charisma it ain't worth a damn 
Saying "Lend me your shoes till Monday 
Oh brother can you lend me a comb 
I can wash dishes all night long 
I just need my fare back home" 
That's the sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 

Well Jackie she tried just about everything 
She tried to dance, she tried to sing 
Too many doors slammed in your face 
It leaves a nasty aftertaste 
You scramble around for a little bit of cash 
Ease the pain with Mister Flash 
Saint Annes Court is the rendezvous 
For those who share your point of view 
Saying "This is the last time you will see me 
Never again no way 
One more time I'll never ask you again 
I've just got to get through today" 
That's the sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 

Oh Mickey he sleeps every two or three days 
Runs through Soho like a rat through a maze 
A little blackmail here a sting on the side 
Enough to get started on the next enterprise 
Dresses expensive but that's just a crutch 
Like his word or his handshake it doesn't mean much 
Depends on his kickback from the middle man 
And whatever he can beat out of Sally Ann 
Saying "Lucky I'm the one you ran into 
Oh lucky I've taken a shine 
Lucky I'm needing a partner 
50/50 right down the line" 
Oh that's the sights and sounds of London Town 
The sights and sounds of London Town 
The sight and sounds of London Town