There's a girl I know, I want to know her better With her Jimmy Choo shoes and her Lily Grace sweater A splash of Opium between her knees Shops till she drops like it's a disease I said, maybe - if I hold my breath Maybe - she scares me to death Maybe one day when the stars align I can be hers and she can be mine She's a peach of a girl, and she can do no wrong About one feet wide and six feet long A high class tramp but she's always broke She laughs the loudest when she tells her own jokes So maybe - if I hold my breath Maybe - she scares me to death Maybe one day when the stars align I can be hers and she can be mine She's a disco queen from a golden era She digs old Bowie and Kate's her hero She can be flirty, she can be shirty Her hands are clean but her mouth is dirty Oh maybe - if I hold my breath Maybe - she scares me to death Maybe one day when the stars align I can be hers and she can be mine She rolls with the punches She follows her hunches Gets attacks of the munchies Does ladies lunches All this time my brain's been twisted Did she even know that I existed? Eyes like diamonds, teeth like pearls A jeweler's dream, a gem of a girl Feathers go flying when she does that backtalk Walks in the room like she's up on a catwalk Maybe - if I hold my breath Maybe - she scares me to death Maybe one day when the stars align I can be hers and she can be mine Oh maybe Maybe Maybe one day when the stars align I can be hers and she can be mine