[Intro: Richard Cheese and Fred Schneider]
Where's Fred? Where's Fred Schneider, he's supposed to be here for the duet
(Phone ring)
Hey Richard, it's Fred. Listen, I'm running late, uh, could we just do this over the phone?
Over the phone?
Yeah, I can sing while I'm driving
Well, I guess so
Great. Bobby? Hit it

[Verse: Richard Cheese and Fred Schneider]
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road
That says "15 miles to the Love Shack"
Love Shack, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Yeah, yeah
Headed for the love getaway
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and... Fred?

[Outro: Richard Cheese, Fred Schneider and Cop]
Fred, what's happening?
Damn, the cops are pulling me over!
Aw, great
Wait, hold on Richard
Bobby, can you believe this?
Let me see your license and registration, please
Oh, um, just a minute officer. Richard, I'm getting a ticket you f*cker
This is your fault!
No? This was your idea!
You better pay this damn ticket, Richard
I'm not paying for it!
You're gonna hear from my lawyer!
Oh. Fred, I think, I think we have (fake static) I think we have a bad connection (fake static)
Don't hang up!
Sorry, you're breaking up!
Don't hang-
Can't hear you!
Don't hang up on-
I can't hear you!
Sorry, alright, let's get Kate Pierson on the phone