[Link:] Can you taste it? That's not enough you've got to place it
[Rhett:] Is that an onion or a leek?
[Link:] Wake the pink snake, sleeping in your mouth cave
[Rhett:] It's flavor that it seeks
[Link:] Let your taste bud blossom like an orchid
[Rhett:] And penetrate a pastry
[Link:] Don't let it dry out, refresh it inside your mouth
[Rhett:] Or just lap up some gravy
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra, it don't take no for an answer
[Rhett:] It's twirling like a dancer
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra will never roll over and quit
[Rhett:] No!
[Both:] 'Cause it does the licking it never gets licked
[Link:] Blind your sight holes, plug up both your nostrils
[Rhett:] Smelling is for losers
[Link:] Whip out your taste worm, just let it go and watch it squirm
[Rhett:] Jab it in a cruller
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra must meet its quota of flavor
[Rhett:] But it doesn't need your favors
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra, got the power of Oprah times two
It's the strongest of muscles, second only to glutes
The tongue of the cobra
[Rhett:] Whip it out!
[Both:] The tongue of the cobra
