You can enjoy your eggs in myriad ways Okay Poached or scrambled Mmhmm Some like 'em baked Hey! But if a little bit of yolk won't Make you queasy You might request them over-easy! Yes I've heard of that but I've Not tried 'em yet Mostly because I didn't even Know what it meant Hahaha well I got you. Got me what? You flip a sunny side up upside down And be gentle so the yolk doesn't run around That sounds hard No. Over hard is when you overcook an over easy and the bottom gets charred So over easy is harder than over hard? Yes over easy is harder in almost every regard So over easy is hard? And over hard is easy! Over easy is hard?! And over hard is easy peasy! My life was simple - just moments ago Then you told me this damn thing I didn't ask to know Next thing you'll tell me is Iceland is green and Greenland is covered with ice Uhhh... I am so mixed up inside of my mind, I fear that I Might... die