When smoke pours from my mouth I feel like a dragon Or like Gandalf Blowing magic rings With his best friend Bilbo Baggins Or James Dean in his white T-shirt With smokes rolled in his sleeve Or my granddad puffing in those polaroids And he looked just like me But cooler than me, 'cause he was smoking But he's dead And so is James Dean And sure James Dean died in a car wreck but I bet a cigarette caused the accident And Bilbo and Gandalf never existed But if they did now they would be dead But dragons They do exist And they have special lungs that resist The carcinogenic effects of smoke But I don't So I'm not gonna smoke 'Cause I'm a person, not a dragon. Rest in peace Bilbo Baggins