I should've never gone To get my hair cut By my roommate's mom 80 percent off Is not a good deal when she Cuts 80 percent off Uh! Should've gotten a clue By lookin' at my roommate's 'do Looks like Two squirrels climbed up his back Made it on his scalp And died in the act She was clippin' away I caught a glimpse of myself In the mirror I wanted to say Somethin' but I didn't want to offend her So I shut my mouth Then she gave me a spin I looked like a stunt double For the Weeknd I got a bad, bad, bad, bad Bad haircut My head looks like a Baboon's butt (Don't Google that.) I should audition for The role of Friar Tuck 'Cause I got a bad, bad, bad, bad Bad haircut I got a modern art installation On my head I look like I walked off the set of The Walking Dead I got a bad, bad, bad, bad Bad haircut I got a bad, bad, bad, bad Bad haircut But Haircuts they are Temporary It'll grow out before You get married Unless you're already married And in that case, It'll grow out Before your second marriage