I regret that it's come to this A jar of peanut butter has caused such a rift And I'm sorry that I haven't budged But I just love peanut butter so much I know you do I admit that you might have been the one to find the jar just as easily (thank you) And I admit that you're pretty much a peanut butter boy just like me So maybe there's a way for us to share that first perfect bite A way for both of us to have peanut butter delight I could pick a spot to one side of the top And I could pick a spot on the other side of the top We could each take a perfect spoonful of peanut butter And transfer them to leaves and become peanut butter brothers Peanut butter brothers Sharing peanut butter 'cause we are peanut butter lovers Perfectly dividing peanut butter on leaves That are peanut butter covered Peanut butter brothers Sharing peanut butter 'cause we are peanut butter lovers Lovers as in we're both loving peanut butter Not that we are making love with one another We got a bush for that A sex bush A bush for that A sexy sex bush We got a bush for that A sex bush A bush for that We've been blessed with a sex bush