I like chocolate so dark, it's almost evil to eat
I like cheese so sharp, it'll make your mouth bleed
Sophisticated food is what I'm all about
I don't mind it if a fish decides to lay it's eggs in my mouth
30 percent cacao is the limit for me
And I'm an American man so I like American cheese
I eat my fish in stick form and my chicken as nuggets
And I prefer it when my sticks and nuggets are never touching
Smooth jazz is too smooth for my disposition, I like my jazz to be confusing and dissonant
My favorite literary genre is French-Canadian manga
And my favorite films are audio-only silent melodramas
Top 40 jams are what I like to hear
You go to top 41 and things start to get weird
I don't watch movies not starring Tom Hanks but I'll take a chance if it's directed by Michael Bay
I like what I like, cause I like what I like, and I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking the same exact things as you
[Rhett:] Extremely abstract art is what I like to collect
[Link:] That's just fingerprints
[Rhett:] From people who don't know they're artists yet
[Link:] Well I too have a deep appreciation for art, I'm particularly partial to posters of dogs playing cards
[Rhett:] I like moleskins, hummus, Pilates, and TedTalks
[Link:] I like Thomas Kinkade, cake, cake walks, and sidewalk chalk
[Rhett:] I like driving motorcycles cause I get to change gears
[Link:] I like riding on the side cause I like to not steer
I like what I like, cause I like what I like, and I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking the same exact things as...
I like what I like, cause I like what I like, and I like liking the things that I do
And I don't mind that I don't like liking the same exact things as you
