You get some green sweats I get some red sweats Then we switch 'em up We got Christmas sweats You get some red sweats I get some green sweats Then we switch 'em up We got Christmas sweats She's got a green sweatshirt (Yeah) And got some green sweatpants (They match) That's just a green sweatsuit You see that every other motherfruitcaking day He's got a red sweatshirt (Boring) And got some red sweatpants (Yawn) That's just a red sweatsuit You see that every other motherfruitcaking day You get some green sweats I get some red sweats Then we switch 'em up We got Christmas sweats You get some red sweats I get some green sweats Then we switch 'em up We got Christmas sweats He's so festive He's gonna get himself arrested She's probably a pro sleigh rider I bet she pees apple cider He's probably done all his shopping I bet he actually wears Christmas stockings Is she texting Santa? He's spending time with Amanda (Who's Amanda?) (His stepdaughter, he's in a second marriage, it's cool) You get some green sweats I get some red sweats Then we switch 'em up We got Christmas sweats (Yeah! What? Woah...) You get some blue sweats I get some white sweats Then we switch 'em up We got Hanukkah sweats You get some red sweats I get some green sweats He gets some black sweats Kwanzaa sweats You get some red sweats I get some green sweats Then we switch 'em up We got Christmas sweats