For everything there's a time and a place at Christmas time that place is your He's got a face (yeah) what's he gonna do with that face "She's got a face" (Hello) what's he gonna do with that face (He's got a face) what's he gonna do with that face "She's got a face" (Ding) what's he gonna do with that face For everything there's a time and a place at Christmas time that place is your face Ooh, he looks so good (He's like a Christmas stud) I bet he bleeds reindeer blood "Oh you're talking about my Christmas face" Feliz Navi Dang! (That face bangs!) I bet she knows a lotta Christmas slang "It's my muthafruitcakin' Christmas face" Ho Ho Ho-ld up (I hear he roasts his own chestnuts) I don't think I've actually ever seen a chestnut "Oh I've got one right here in my Christmas face" What the elf... (has she done to herself?) "I just ate a skier" "Deal with it" For everything there's a time and a place at christmas time that place is your face For everything there's a time and a place at Hanukkah time that place is your face For everything there's a time and a place at Kwanzaa time that's your kwanzaa That's your Hanukkah That's your Christmas Face