Well I me my little chicken 
At the bar and grill, 
She said "hey, dad 
You really give me a thrill." 

I really love the way 
You sing that song 
Hey there cat 
Can we go whole hog. 

I said "Wait a minute kitty, 
I'm no cat, 
Well I'm a dog!" 

So I took the little kitten out for a date, 
Boy, she's something special and life was great, 
Until I got her home and walked through her door, 
She started looking at me like she was a bit bored, 
Her eyes started buggin' just like a frog. 

She said "Wait a minute daddy 
I don't kiss dogs." 
A rockin' dog! 
A rockin' dog! 

She said wait a minute daddy, 
You're no cat 
Well, you're a dog. 

And now I call my little kitten 
Up on the phone 
Another man answers 
Sayin' she's not at home. 

She never let's me in, 
When I come a'knockin' 
She's always goin' out 
With some double-talkin' Jock. 

I've got to stop sittin' 
Like a bump on a log, 
I've got a reputation as a 
a rockin' dog. 

I've got to stop sittin' 
Like a bump on a log, 
I've got a reputation as a 
a rockin' dog. 

I've got to stop sittin' 
Like a bump on a log, 
I've got a reputation as a 
a rockin' dog.