Are you really so uneasy with yourself in every way Why are you so insecure that you've to say You're the reason either one of us is even here at all And the reason you've reminded me today Is cos I've got lots to say for myself Since that wine came off the shelf And I was waiting my turn whilst you You had a lot to say for yourself Like there's never nothing else That could ever spin a yarn the way you do The way you do I, I, I, I hate it when you lie You do it all the time Ya so bad at it don't try I hate it when you lie If we didn't laugh we'd cry He comes the big I am for the forty seventh time I hate it when you lie If it ain't what it isn't then it must be what it is And we'll be here 'til gone November you insist But the reason either one of us is even here at all Is merely you to show you where the bathroom is And you've got lots to say for yourself Since you hoovered up the twelfth Little slug that ya bank card drew You've got lots to say for yourself When ya boasting bout ya wealth No one ever told a tale like you A tale like you I, I, I, I hate it when you lie You do it all the time Ya so bad at it don't try I hate it when you lie If we didn't laugh we'd cry He comes the big I am for the forty seventh time I hate it when you lie I, I, I, I hate it when you lie You do it all the time Ya so bad at it don't try I hate it when you lie If we didn't laugh we'd cry He comes the big I am for the forty seventh time I hate it when you lie I hate it when you lie I, I, I, I hate it when you lie I hate it when you lie Ya so bad at it don't try I hate it when you lie